Duality.

After realizing how intensely strange most of our conversations are - I had to post this:

Kitty: I just got the: "I will sign your chest"
iamsarahsuperstar: um
Kitty: from Phil
iamsarahsuperstar: WHAT?
Kitty: well he recorded a little guitar
Kitty: and now thinks he's a rockstar
iamsarahsuperstar: oh and now you're his fan base?
Kitty: yes apparently
Kitty: and to thank me he'll sign my chest
iamsarahsuperstar: wow
iamsarahsuperstar: that's hot
iamsarahsuperstar: and then you could get it tattooed
Kitty: Ewww
Kitty: his signature is terrible
iamsarahsuperstar: ha
iamsarahsuperstar: i love that that is the issue you take with this.
iamsarahsuperstar: i don't like being a gemini
iamsarahsuperstar: i think i'm going to adopt a different sign
iamsarahsuperstar: and then move my birthday
Kitty: really?
Kitty: maybe I should slut out
iamsarahsuperstar: i think you should
Kitty: which sign shall you adopt?
iamsarahsuperstar: well that's just the thing
iamsarahsuperstar: i take issue with most of them
Kitty: of course this is impossible, as any other sign would be so against your inheirant Gemini nature
Kitty: so you might as well just embrace this
iamsarahsuperstar: no
iamsarahsuperstar: i embrace nothing
Kitty: yes
iamsarahsuperstar: for i am black heart
Kitty: Blackheart
Kitty: ONE WORD
iamsarahsuperstar: and i shall create mine own sign
iamsarahsuperstar: BLACKHEART
Kitty: oh I'll create a logo for you
iamsarahsuperstar: but i'll have to name said sign
iamsarahsuperstar: but if i do that, then i'll just look like a gemini freak
iamsarahsuperstar: and i'll have to have my birthday fall in the middle of a month somewhere inbetween signs
Kitty: nay
iamsarahsuperstar: like june 20.5
Kitty: there's no other sign you could POSSIBLY be
iamsarahsuperstar: between gemini and cancer
Kitty: GOD
Kitty: a Cancer?
Kitty: are you serious?
iamsarahsuperstar: NO NO make a sign of my own
Kitty: you might as well just turn your spine in
Kitty: and start crying
Kitty: for no reason
iamsarahsuperstar: a THIRTEENTH if you will
Kitty: nay
Kitty: that is a BAD idea
iamsarahsuperstar: it doesn't have to be there
Kitty: don't even joke about it
iamsarahsuperstar: it could be between libra and scorpio
Kitty: there you go- letting demons in
Kitty: GAWD
Kitty: that's even WORSE
iamsarahsuperstar: DAMN IT
Kitty: you know who are Libra's?
iamsarahsuperstar: why WHY must i be a curse-ed GEMINI?
Kitty: you know who's a Scorpio?
iamsarahsuperstar: granted it is superior than most signs, HOWEVER I want to rid myself of it
Kitty: NAY
iamsarahsuperstar: maybe i'll be a leo
iamsarahsuperstar: yes
Kitty: be happy with what you have
Kitty: incedentally
iamsarahsuperstar: i'll just switch to july 25th
Kitty: what happened to spurn you onto this?
iamsarahsuperstar: push back my birthday a couple of months
Kitty: gross
iamsarahsuperstar: oh leos are fine.
iamsarahsuperstar: actually i hate most leo females
iamsarahsuperstar: so i can't do that
Kitty: you're failing
Kitty: on all accounts
iamsarahsuperstar: i'm back to square one with creating my own
Kitty: what about a nice earth sign?
Kitty: you could be a Capricorn
Kitty: they're the crazies
Kitty: of the Earth signs
iamsarahsuperstar: NO
iamsarahsuperstar: i dislike capricorns
Kitty: however, you're not caught up enough in social standing
iamsarahsuperstar: i think i have a leo moon
Kitty: mostly
iamsarahsuperstar: so maybe i should stick with leo
Kitty: maybe that's why you don't like the female leos
iamsarahsuperstar: DAMNIT
Kitty: Virgo?
Kitty: nah
iamsarahsuperstar: NO
Kitty: you're not anal enough
iamsarahsuperstar: danita is a virgo
Kitty: you could MAYBE
Kitty: do Aquarius
Kitty: that's Air at least
iamsarahsuperstar: I WAS just going to say that
iamsarahsuperstar: and i really don't know that many of them
Kitty: the aquarius are the SANE ones of the Air signs
iamsarahsuperstar: maybe that would draw a whole new type of personality
Kitty: I know tons
Kitty: Paul is one
Kitty: they tend to be thinkers
iamsarahsuperstar: oh that's me
iamsarahsuperstar: that's it
Kitty: they're usually smarter than me
Kitty: so that fits
iamsarahsuperstar: i'm an aquarius from now on
Kitty: but you're clearly not
iamsarahsuperstar: oh i am
Kitty: Aquarius' dont scheme
iamsarahsuperstar: i just called it
Kitty: or plot
iamsarahsuperstar: i have ceased my scheming
iamsarahsuperstar: and ended my plotting nature
Kitty: they sort of just think about everything, ALL the time
iamsarahsuperstar: this is what i will do
iamsarahsuperstar: i will just THINK about things
Kitty: riiiiiiiiight
iamsarahsuperstar: no action.
iamsarahsuperstar: no plan.
Kitty: Justin MArx is an Aquarius
iamsarahsuperstar: i'll just think
iamsarahsuperstar: i'll think and ponder
Kitty: you'll drive yourself crazy(er)
iamsarahsuperstar: and write books about what i'm thinking
Kitty: well you SHOULD do that
Kitty: regardless
iamsarahsuperstar: nay
iamsarahsuperstar: no one needs to dare enter my crazy mind
Kitty: yes, yes they do
iamsarahsuperstar: when i'm a gemini
iamsarahsuperstar: but when i'm a nice aquarius, why not?
iamsarahsuperstar: who wouldn't want to know me then?
Kitty: who doesn't want to know you now?
Kitty: god your crazy
iamsarahsuperstar: no i mean "know the inside of my head"
Kitty: I'd rather read the Gemini version
iamsarahsuperstar: i feel like this is a good plan
iamsarahsuperstar: it's still an air sign
Kitty: As FREAKISH as it would be
Kitty: you're nuts
iamsarahsuperstar: no no
Kitty: i wouldn't trade being a Taurus for anything
iamsarahsuperstar: well, maybe I AM
iamsarahsuperstar: maybe i'm so nuts that i can't be a gemini anymore and this will calm me down
Kitty: Bahahahhahahaa
iamsarahsuperstar: oh you just hush it
iamsarahsuperstar: YOU HUSH THAT MOUTH OF YOURS

Edit:
What is even more distrubing, is the fact that this was THE SANE portion of the conversation. Things took a bizarre and more twisted turn during the phone call wrap-up of the above conversation later on in the evening.

And of course after going through all of the signs, the good and bad points of each -I really don't think I can adapt myself to anything other than the Gemini way. However we did come to the conclusion that I should try to work on some Sagittarius traits this year as a social experiment. Which then, as the Gemini I currently am, I have decided to nix that idea this morning and go more for a nice Auquarius sign to mold myself to. In the end though, I don't think I could completely give up my constant internal chaos. It's part of who I am. Most of the time there are two different paths of scenerios forming in my head. On top of this, I'm also a head case, which in the end will turn me into a batshit crazy hot mess one of these days.

And just think, I'm one of the "good" Geminis.